Tuesday, January 19, 2010

What dumb lies did your parents tell you when you were growing up?

When I was a kid, my brother and I loved to play Super Mario Bros. My mom loved it even more than we did, so she told us that she knew how to get a secret ending to the game. We would BEG her to take our turns at the Nintendo and we would watch for hours as she just randomly ran around smashing bricks in weird patterns (she said it was part of getting the ending).





How did your parents lie to you?What dumb lies did your parents tell you when you were growing up?
My younger brother used to think there were monsters under his bed and in his closet. He wouldn't go to sleep, because he was so scared.





My Mom found a can of spray in the closet that was really used to cut out odors from stinky feet in shoes. It had a picture of a boot on the front. (This was before he could read.)





She told him it was ';Monster Spray'; and the boot on the can meant that the spray would stomp out all the monsters. Every night, she would spray his closet and under his bed...and he would sleep like a baby!





We still laugh about that today, and he's 24!What dumb lies did your parents tell you when you were growing up?
Haha. My mom used to say i'd become pregnant if I ever went on the Internet without assistance, or if I kissed a boy. She also made having children sound like a curse or some kind of death wish hahaha.





My dad also said if I ever liked a girl, god would send me a letter saying I'm going to hell when I die. YIKES!





But my brother would tell me the monsters under my bed like dirty little girls, so I had to bathe twice a day!! :P
lol, well your mums funny=]





my mum use to say if you pee'd in the water a green circle would go around you so people would noe u pee'din the water..lol





and


if a boy touched your boob it would drop to your knee's=D





i was a bit frightened about the boob one i relised it wasnt tru when i was 13..


hahaha

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